One Liners !!!!!!

[1]         Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 
[2]         Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 
[3]         Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 

Just For Laugh

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? because it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 you?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too"
GAME OVER.!
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When do you know you are in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..
In Young Age  ----  Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age   ---- Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

One liners

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone? 
   Santa:It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

3 . Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

4 . Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once"