The Secret To a Happy Married Life

Once I was asked by my friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said-"You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked-"Can you explain?"

I said-"In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, the friend asked me-"Give me some examples".

I said-"Smaller issues like,
Which car we should buy,
How much amount to save,
When to visit the super market,
When to go on vacation,
Which sofa,
Air conditioner,
Refrigerator,
Monthly expenses,
Whether to keep a maid or not etc.
Are all decided by my wife.
I just agree to it "

He asked-"Then, what is your role?"

I said-"My decisions are only for very big issues.
Like whether America should attack Iran,
Whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,
Whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy,
Whether Sachin tendulakar should retire from cricket etc., etc. and
Do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to 

be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" 

The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating, and you were only 15?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.

"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, " Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years?"

"I remember that, too" she replied softly. 

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have been out of jail today and a free man !" 

Funny@Matrimonial site

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.

(Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot of problem in my life because of  my luck now i
am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much,
ain't he?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
stepping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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I want one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but i am not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. 
bye bye.

(uttama purishinin)

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i am kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)


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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.

(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying
salary at present.

(Any takers again?)