Love Letter from HR Manager

Hi!  Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love  letter to his girlfriend ???

To,

Juliet

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

                    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October(Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.Our love affairwould be on probation for a period of three months and depending oncompatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performanceappraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

                    The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

                   I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be  cancelled without further notice and Ishall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Manager

Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

Problem in System and Solution by Tech Support Department Software

Engineer writes .............

Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system Initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance Drunk'n'Naked 2.0 and Bachlor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort."

Can you help me, please!!!

Reply from Tech. Support Dear Software Engineer,

Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. 

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. Infact I would suggest u to use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. 

WARNING : Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. 

Best of luck.

Tech Support.