A stranger was seated next to a
little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's
talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just
opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the
stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an
interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
idea.'
To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
SHIT?
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