Quotes on Ravinder jadeja | The mystery All-rounder

“There are 2 kinds of all-rounders in the world. One – Ravindra Jadeja. Two – Adnan Sami!” – Bappi Lahiri

“I am unfortunate that I only get to bowl at him in the nets.” – Harbhajan Singh

“Anything can happen to us if we’re on a plane flying over a cricket stadium in India with Ravindra Jadeja at the bowling crease.” – A paranoid air-hostess

“He has been out of form longer than some of our guys have been alive.” – Unmukt Chand

“If I am to field when Jadeja is bowling, I will field with my helmet on. They all hit him so hard!” – Cheteshwar Pujara

“Technically, you can’t fault Jadeja. Seam or spin, fast or slow every goddamn thing is a problem.” – Geoffrey Boycott

“The pressure on me is nothing compared to Ravindra Jadeja. Jadeja, like Ram Gopal Verma, must always fail. The crowd always expects him to fail and it is too much pressure on him. And, he rarely disappoints them.” – Jacques Kallis

“Don’t bother bowling him good balls, he gets out to the bad ones.” – Monty Panesar

“Jadeja has been sent by N. Srinivasan to play cricket and then go back…to Dhoni.” – Ravi Shastri

“I’ll be going to bed having sweet reassuring dreams of myself just running down the wicket & belting him back over the head for six!” – Shoaib Malik, Shane Watson & David Warner (in unison)

It seems while Time was having his toll on every individual on the face of this planet, he excused one man. Time stands frozen in front of Jadeja. We’ve had champions, we’ve had legends, but we’ve never had a Jadeja & we never will.” – Time magazine 

“The earth has carried the burden of Jadeja for 24 years. It is time we carried him on our shoulders.” – some undertaker

“He can only play that leg glance with his thigh guard.” – Waqar Younis

“He is just what the doctor ordered (Euthanasia).” – Ravi Shastri

“He is to Indian Cricket what Tushar Kapoor is to Bollywood” – Shilpa Shetty

“Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something he himself doesn’t know either – whether he’s a batsman or a bowler. Forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to the ground, people switch off their TV sets for the high octane excitement of watching lawns grow.” – BBC

“Cricketers like Jadeja come once in a lifetime, and I am sorry he didn’t play in my time. Could have added a few more cheap wickets to my tally.” – Muttiah Muralitharan

“Commit all your crimes when Jadeja is batting. They will go unnoticed because even the Lord is dozing off to sleep.” – A placard at the Saurasthra Cricket Ground

Joke of the Day

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.


The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

A quick guide for Venusians...

• Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
• Guys hate flirts.
• A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
• When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
• "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
• Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
• When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
• Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
• Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
• Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
• When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
• Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
• Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
• Guys can never dream and hope too much.
• Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
• When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
• Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh…never mind!"
• would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
• Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
• Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
• When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
• When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
• You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
• Guys hate gays!
• Guys love their moms.
• A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
• A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
• You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
• If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
• Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
• Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
• Guys are very open about themselves.
• It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
• No guy is bad when he is courting.
• Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
• Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
• Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
• A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
• A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
• Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
• Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
• Guys virtually brag about anything.
• Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
• Guys think too much.
• Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
• Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
• Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
• When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
• It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
• You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
• A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
• When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
• Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
• Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
• When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
• When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
• When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"
• Guys don't really have final decisions.
• When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
• If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
• If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
• Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
• Guys like femininity not feebleness.
• Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
• A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
• A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
• Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
• Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
• A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
• A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
• Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
• Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
• Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
• Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
• Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
• Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
• When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
• Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
• Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
• Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
• Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
• Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
• When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
• When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
• When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
• When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.
• If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
• If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
• Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
• You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
• If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
• When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
• You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
• Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
• Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
• If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
• Guys hate girls who overreact.
• Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Daughter-In-law vs Mother-in-law

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. His wife's tissue type was a match so she offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

The Secret To a Happy Married Life

Once I was asked by my friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said-"You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked-"Can you explain?"

I said-"In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, the friend asked me-"Give me some examples".

I said-"Smaller issues like,
Which car we should buy,
How much amount to save,
When to visit the super market,
When to go on vacation,
Which sofa,
Air conditioner,
Refrigerator,
Monthly expenses,
Whether to keep a maid or not etc.
Are all decided by my wife.
I just agree to it "

He asked-"Then, what is your role?"

I said-"My decisions are only for very big issues.
Like whether America should attack Iran,
Whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,
Whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy,
Whether Sachin tendulakar should retire from cricket etc., etc. and
Do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".