1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"
2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone?
Santa:It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.
3 . Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..
4 . Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once"
5 . What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . .
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
6 . Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab " Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"
7 . Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ...
.. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.
8 . World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. .
sheep: NO, get lost.
9 . Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ?
Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!
10 . Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
Santa:just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge
11 . Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy.
Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.
Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat,ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.
12 . A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river.
Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad"
13 . Pathan Ladki se: I Love you !
Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo
Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that
"I Love you".
14 . Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta?
Bachha: Ab bhaago.
2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone?
Santa:It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.
3 . Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment..... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..
4 . Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once"
5 . What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . .
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
6 . Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab " Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"
7 . Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ...
.. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.
8 . World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. .
sheep: NO, get lost.
9 . Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ?
Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!
10 . Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
Santa:just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge
11 . Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy.
Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.
Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat,ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.
12 . A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river.
Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad"
13 . Pathan Ladki se: I Love you !
Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo
Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that
"I Love you".
14 . Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta?
Bachha: Ab bhaago.
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