Newton's Laws of Immigration

Newton's Laws of Immigration

1st Law

A Desi will continue to stay in the United States of America due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied.

2nd Law
The force of deportation is defined by F = ma.


Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA.
a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.

(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will return back after making lot of money)

3rd Law

For each and every Desi that goes back to India for a temporary visit, a Desi of the opposite sex will come to USA on a permanent visit.