Just For Laugh

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? because it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 you?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too"
GAME OVER.!
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When do you know you are in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..
In Young Age  ----  Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age   ---- Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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What is the difference between Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.

At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....

Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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